Get Your Turkey On

Listen, we’re having turkey here. It’s a potluck so bring something. I’ll make the turkey. Brian will make something or 3 things. It’s the day before Thanksgiving because we are closed on Thursday. Don’t freak out and worry about what to bring or how much, just bring something. It can be chips and dip for all I care. But if you show up with a 6 pack of Diet Dr. Pepper, I don’t want to hear any complaints about how we’re eating “just turkey.” I’m just kidding, if you don’t bring something it will be ok because there will be a ton of stuff and threatening people isn’t very much in the holiday spirit. I know, I’ll break out some free champagne or something to get you all to show up. We’re going to have it all ready by 6pm, which means 7. I’m making this event public so, invite whoever you want. I got tired trying to click on everyone and gave up after 171. And it’s FREE.

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